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a three year old girls prayer.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 27, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
    told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

    "God bless Mommy,
    God bless daddy,
    God bless grandma
    and good-bye grandpa."


    The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye
    grandpa?"


    The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just
    seemed like the thing to do."


    The next day grandpa died.


    The father thought it was a strange coincidence.


    A few months later the father put the girl to bed
    and listened to her prayers, which went like this:


    "God bless Mommy,
    God Bless daddy
    and good-bye grandma."


    The next day the grandmother died.


    Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in
    contact with the other side.


    Several weeks later when the little girl was going
    to bed, dad listened to her prayers which went like
    this:


    "God bless Mommy
    and good-bye daddy."


    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep
    all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.


    He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in
    and watched the clock.


    He figured if he could get by until midnight he
    would be okay.


    He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home
    at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his
    watch and jumping at every sound.


    Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of
    relief and went home.


    When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you
    work so late before, what's the matter?"


    He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
    spent the worst day of my life."


    She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
    believe what happened to me. This morning the
    milkman dropped dead on our porch."