A Texan return from hunting trip

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by DannyB KY, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. DannyB KY

    DannyB KY Guest

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    Jan 15, 2006
    A Texan, returning home a day early from a Colorado hunting trip,

    got into a taxi at the Dallas airport. It was after midnight.

    While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a


    The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to

    catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

    Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into

    the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blankets

    back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

    The husband put a 357 S/W gun to the naked man\'s head.

    The wife shouted, \"Don\'t do it! This man has been very generous!

    I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Ford Truck and Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your Cowboys Season Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!\"

    Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered thegun. He

    looked over at the cab driver and said, \"What would you do?\"

    The cabby said, man, if I was you, \"I\'d cover his azz with that

    blanket before he catches a cold.\"
  2. eddief4


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    Jun 8, 2006
    South West, Florida