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A Ten Gallon Bucket

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 17, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A wife has been married for seven years, has six kids and is
    tired of being pregnant. So she goes to talk to her priest. He
    tells her to buy a ten gallon bucket and stick her feet in it at
    night. She thanks him and goes off to do as he says.

    Six months later, the priest sees her and, sure enough, she is
    pregnant again. The priest asks her, "Didn't you follow my
    instructions?" She said, "Yes, but I could not find a ten gallon
    bucket, so I bought two five gallon buckets instead."