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A teenager is..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    - A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone
    - A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before
    - A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on
    Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
    - Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother
    calling from the next room.
    - A whiz that can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make
    a bed.
    - A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for
    her driver's license.
    - A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.
    - An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired
    to dry the dishes.
    - A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.
    - A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
    - A budding beauty that never smiles until her braces come off.
    - A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs
    - An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a