A stoner went to a bar. He hadn't had any sex in a long time. He saw a hot chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her. "Hey baby, I know this is a little forward, but I don't get out much, so I'm willing to take a chance. Why don't me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make love all night long." The hot chick looked up at the stoner and said, "I can't right now: I'm on my menstrual cycle." The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second: "It's OK...I'll follow you on my Honda."