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A stoner

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. okie

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    A stoner went to a bar. He hadn't had any sex in a long
    time. He saw a hot chick leaning on the cigarette machine
    in a dark corner and decided to talk to her.

    "Hey baby, I know this is a little forward, but I don't get
    out much, so I'm willing to take a chance. Why don't me and
    you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make
    love all night long."

    The hot chick looked up at the stoner and said, "I can't right
    now: I'm on my menstrual cycle."

    The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second: "It's
    OK...I'll follow you on my Honda."