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A skeleton walks into a bar..........

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by shu, May 11, 2004.

  1. shu

    shu Millennium Member

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    .......orders a beer and a mop.
     
  2. pizzaaguy

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    A string walks into a bar.

    He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves.

    The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we do not serve strings, please go away."

    The following day the string stands outside the bar debating about whether to go in or not. He ties himself in a knot and frays the bottom of the string.

    He goes in and asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Hey aren't you that string that's been coming in here all the time."

    They string replys "No I'm a freyed knot".
     

  3. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!"

    The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can.

    The bartender says "Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast" The man replies by saying, "Well, you'd drink fast if you had what I have" The bartender says "Oh my god, what do you have??!!"

    The man says "Fifty cents"
     
  4. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer.

    "We don't serve mushrooms here!" Says the barkeep.

    "Why not? I'm a fungi!"
     
  5. mhambi

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    Polar bear walks into a bar, bartender says : "What'll you have?"




    Polar bear says: "I'll have, ummmm

































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    a beer."



    Bartender: "What's with the big pause?"
     
  6. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer.
    The bartender says, "HEY? Why the long face?"
     
  7. milkdud

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    No. . . .No . . . No.. . John Kerry walks into a bar . .
     
  8. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
     
  9. Trebuchet

    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    A baby seal walks into a bar.
    the bartender asks "what can I get you?"
    The baby seal answers

    "Anything, but a Canadian Club"

    Thank you, I'll be here all week.....
     
  10. N2DFire

    N2DFire Who Me ???

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    Descartes walks into a bar.

    Bartenders says "Hey buddy. You wanna beer ?"

    Descartes says "I think not" & disapears.


    ;f
     
  11. kfoley

    kfoley Break glass

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    Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks
     
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    john kerry walks into a bar, and the bartender says,


    "why the long face, john?"
     
  13. nipperwolf

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    a baby seal walks into a club.......
     
  14. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
     
  15. mhambi

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    So this guy walks into a bar carrying a 12 inch pianist...






























    oh wait, sorry. ;g