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A senior citizen in Florida!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by DDrag50, Jun 8, 2004.

  1. DDrag50

    DDrag50 Semper Vigians

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    A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He
    took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
    blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

    "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal
    to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
    highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren
    blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and
    he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then
    110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am doing? I'm too old for this kind
    of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
    trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette
    and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My
    shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a
    reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'! ll let
    you go."

    The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with
    a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.^d