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A Redneck Vasectomy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 25, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Redneck Vasectomy

    After having their 11th child, an Alabama
    couple decided that was enough, as they
    could not afford a larger bed. So the husband
    went to his veterinarian and told him that he
    and his cousin didn't want to have any more
    children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure
    called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
    but that it was expensive. A less costly
    alternative said the doctor, was to go home,
    get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
    Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can,
    then hold the can up to his ear and count
    to 10.
    The Alabamian said to the doctor,
    "I may not be the smartest tool in
    the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry
    bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
    help me."
    "Trust me," said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put
    it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear
    and began to count:
    "1"
    "2"
    "3"
    "4"
    "5"

    ...At which point he paused, placed the beer
    can between his legs, and resumed counting on
    his other hand. ..This procedure also works in
    Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
    and West Virginia.
     
  2. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    ... and Conneticut. Good one, Eddie.
     

  3. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    Ooooooooohhhhhh. That's gonna leave a mark ! ! ! ! !