A priest and rabbi

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    A priest and a rabbi were talking one day.The priest said to the rabbi,"Being we're both men of the cloth,rabbi,can I ask you a personal question?"
    The rabbi says,"Sure vhy not?" The priest says."Is it not true that Jews never eat pork?"The rabbi responds,"Yes that is true." The priest says,You mean in your whole life you never were tempted to eat pork?" The rabbi said,Vell one time I did try a bite of it." The rabbi asked of the priest,Now you priests are suppose to be celibate,didn't you ever have sex with a woman?" The priest said.Yes I did try it one time." The rabbi says,"Beats the hell out of pork doesn't it?"