A preacher, a dentist and a lawyer are visiting their dying friend and their friend gives each of them a bag with a huge amount of money in it. He says, "I know they say you can't take it with you but I'm going to try and when I die, I'm going to trust you as my best friends to throw the money into my grave before it's covered." When the man dies, each of the three friends dutifully toss in their bag. Afterwards they meet at a coffee shop and the preacher says, "Guys I feel just terrible. The church is in a building program and I kept some of the money for the fund." The dentist says, "I'm glad you said that, I kept some of the money too. I'm trying to expand my business and kept some of the money for that." The lawyer says, "I'm ashamed of both of you! I threw in a check for the full amount."