A prayer for the stressed

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by smilinjimmy, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. smilinjimmy


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    Nov 19, 2002
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    Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they made me angry.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the rear end that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work.....12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays.

    And Please Lord, help me to remember.....

    When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to irritate me, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my finger and tell them all to bite me.


    The beatings will continue until morale improves. (the management)

    I can only please one person per day, and today just ain't your day.

    Don't rush me, I only have 2 speeds, and if you don't like this one, you sure as heck ain't gonna like the other.