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A One Question Test!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Subject: this is a one question test


    A One Question Test!

    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

    Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

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    THE SITUATION:


    You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

    You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

    You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


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    THE TEST:


    Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

    You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever.

    You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in her mind, at least).


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    THE QUESTION:

    Here's the question, and please give an honest answer......."Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"
     
  2. grayelky

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    This is an absurd question. Black and white is more dramatic.
     

  3. FM12

    FM12 I need AMMO!

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    As a free-lance photographer, I am DEEPLY upset by this question!! Everyone knows we only use digital now!:banana:
     
  4. pdxbubba

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    cam it. more markets will buy the video!
     
  5. Batesmotel

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    Tri-X @1000 soup in Rodinol 1:50
     
  6. Nowhere Man

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    You'll also need to add a teddy bear to the picture.


    Dave
     
  7. major

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    this is posted in the wrong forum.......this one is supposed to be for jokes.:supergrin: