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A Nun's Kiss

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Reef Diver, Oct 17, 2002.

  1. Reef Diver

    Reef Diver PWI

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    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!;

    "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
     
  2. Geldor1

    Geldor1 Nunya

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    Was Kevin a priest in drag???

    ;g :) ;)
     

  3. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Oh,That is soooo wrong.But funny.;f ;a
     
  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    RD, That is so scary!!! Thanks.:)