This is what my wife saw this morning, when she got off the night shift at the hospital. She was at the light at the military base here in town, and while she is waiting for it to change, a bare-*** naked guy runs out of the gate, holding his clothes in front of his junk; a guy chasing him with a knife, and a woman chasing after them, screaming at them, wearing only a long nightie-type T-shirt. The MP's looked at each other, and one of them took off after them! My wife called me to ask "Are MP's allowed to leave their post?" I told her no, I don't think so, unless it's an emergency or something, and that's why there are at least two there at all times... and she recounted this story to me. The four were headed to the strip mall across from base... but then the light turned green, and my wife had to drive, so she didn't get to see the, um, festivities. Hmmm...... (puts on thinking cap) I wonder what this whole incident could have been about???