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A naked guy, a guy chasing him with a knife, and a woman chasing THEM...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Annoyedgrunt, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    This is what my wife saw this morning, when she got off the night shift at the hospital. She was at the light at the military base here in town, and while she is waiting for it to change, a bare-*** naked guy runs out of the gate, holding his clothes in front of his junk; a guy chasing him with a knife, and a woman chasing after them, screaming at them, wearing only a long nightie-type T-shirt. The MP's looked at each other, and one of them took off after them!

    My wife called me to ask "Are MP's allowed to leave their post?" I told her no, I don't think so, unless it's an emergency or something, and that's why there are at least two there at all times... and she recounted this story to me. The four were headed to the strip mall across from base... but then the light turned green, and my wife had to drive, so she didn't get to see the, um, festivities.


    Hmmm...... (puts on thinking cap) I wonder what this whole incident could have been about??? :rofl:
     
  2. jsjdjn

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    Sound like someone came home too early! Busted. I just dont why the guy is mad at the Guy? The Girl is the one that was cheating........
     

  3. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    It would have been the icing on the cake if the camera crew from "Cheaters" had been chasing after all of them! :animlol:
     
  4. Davegrave

    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    What a simplistic view. Maybe they were gay and the knife wielder was upset to find out the naked guy was bi...and cheating on him... with a bleeder. :rofl:
     
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    maybe guy 1 was cheating on guy 2 with the girl? :faint:
     
  6. bocephus549

    bocephus549 Bo Knows.......

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    A bleeder???:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Tactical exercise to see if a well disciplined, semi-clothed, knife wielding team could distract the MPs and leave the gate unattended?
     
  8. lanternlad

    lanternlad Mythmatician

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    It's "breeder", not bleeder. Makes more sense now doesn't it?
     
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    Actually, bleeder makes perfect sense as well :whistling:
     
  10. nursetim

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    THis ain't the military so. Gay much? It doesn't make you a bad person. Was your point of view slanted by personal experience? :wavey:
     
  11. Squaw Man Wolfer

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    I'm confused. Who's the "shameless hussy" in this deal?

    Did anybody think to call Jerry Springer?
     
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    They use both terms, the one I chose is funnier. Breeder is any heterosexual. Bleeder...just the female. :supergrin:

    I used to work with a gay guy who was actually pretty cool. I asked him if "his way" was gross to him at first and he told me that it was girls that were gross because "they bleed". The face he made when he said it was priceless.
     
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    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    Did a male nurse just try to out me? :whistling:

    :rofl:

    Oh no he di'nt!!!!

    Gaylord Focker much? :supergrin:
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    :animlol::animlol:
     
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    Carrys Inquisitive

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    **sigh**


    Some folks just can't be made to "get it", no matter what one does.
     
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    Squaw Man Wolfer

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    Make sure your congressman hears about this before they cancel "don't ask, don't tell."