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A Mother's Worst Fears

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, May 3, 2004.

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    Subject: A Mother's Worst Fears
    > >
    > > A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter over the bed.
    With
    >
    > > the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
    > >
    > > Dear Mom,
    > > It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have
    eloped
    > with
    > > my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all
    his
    > > piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big
    motorcycle.
    > But
    > > it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very
    > happy in
    > > his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me &
    > that's
    > > one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone &
    we'll
    > be
    > > growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the
    cocaine
    > &
    > > ecstasie we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find
    the
    > AIDS
    > > cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15
    > years
    > > old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you
    > can get
    > > to know your grandchildren.
    > >
    > > Your daughter,
    > > Judith
    > >
    > > PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to
    show
    > you
    > > that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my
    desk
    > > drawer...I love you!
    > >