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A Mini & A Rolls

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Aug 11, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

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    A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a
    Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini rolls down his window and shouts to
    the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone
    in your Rolls? I've got one in my Mini!"

    The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes, I have a phone."

    The driver of the Mini says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too?
    I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Mini!"

    The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a
    refrigerator."

    The driver of the Mini says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in
    there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Mini!"

    The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I
    have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

    The driver of the Mini says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in
    there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Mini!"

    Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped
    away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a
    bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver
    of the Rolls picked up the car. The bed looked superb, complete with
    silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.

    So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Mini, and he drove
    all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Mini parked, with all the
    windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and
    knocked on the Mini. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and
    knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.

    "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the
    Rolls stated arrogantly.

    The driver of the Mini looked at him and said, "You got me out of the
    shower for THAT?!"