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A midge goes to the doctor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Jun 4, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    Dec 28, 2001
    NE Ohio
    > There was a midget (sorry, little person) down in
    > Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. So he
    > finally went to his doctor and asked him what the
    > problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and
    > he would have a look.
    > The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up
    > onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
    > The doc put one finger under his left one and told the
    > midget to turn his head and cough . "Aha!" mumbled the
    > doc, and putting his finger under the right one, he asked
    > the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for
    > his surgical scissors.
    > Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip,
    > snip, snip, snip,snip, snip, snip on the left side.
    > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, so he
    > stared at the ceiling. But he noted with amazement
    > that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told
    > the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached.
    > The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
    > around the doc's office and discovered his groin area
    > was no longer in any pain. The midget said, "Perfect,
    > Doc, and I didn't even feel it ... What did you do?"
    > The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of
    > your cowboy boots.