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A Middle Aged Womman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, May 14, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

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    >>A Middle Aged Woman
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    >>A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital..

    >>While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing

    >>God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43
    >>years, two months and eight days to live."
    >>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
    >>facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time
    >to
    >>live, she figured she might as well look even nicer.
    >>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
    >>crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
    >>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
    >>another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
    >>ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you!"