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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
    Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone
    bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
    alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most
    heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over,
    ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
    I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
    St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"

    "Just a couple minutes ago"
     
  2. scottlang

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    The last thing you want to hear at the pearly gates, ST Peter yelling "Security!!!!"