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A Love Story For Golfers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    May 19, 2009
    South Carolina
    An elderly couple were having dinner one evening
    when the husband reached across the table, took
    his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we
    will be married 50 years, and there's something I
    have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you
    ever been unfaithful to me?"

    Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest
    with you.. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three
    times during these 50 years, but always for a
    good reason.

    Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession,
    but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what
    you mean by 'good reasons?'"

    Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we
    were married, and we were about to lose our little
    house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do
    you remember that one evening I went to see the
    banker and the next day he notified you that the loan
    would be extended?"

    Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I
    can forgive you for that.. You saved our home, but
    what about the second time?"

    Martha asked, "And do you remember when you
    were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay
    for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to
    see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did
    the surgery at no charge."

    "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save
    my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now
    tell me about the third time."

    "All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when
    you ran for president of your golf club, and you
    needed 73 more votes?"