A lonely Old Maid, age 70, decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S) MUST NOT BEAT ME MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON ONLY! On the second day she heard the door bell ring. She opened the door and much to her dismay, saw a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said " You're not really asking me to consider you? You have no legs." The Old Man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you." She snorted, "You don't have any arms either." Again he smiled, "Nor can I beat you." She raised her eyebrow and gazed intently, "Are you still good in bed? With that the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, " I rang the doorbell didn't I."