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A little ris-kaaaay. ;-)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    Subject: A Chinese Honeymoon

    A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either. On their
    wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

    " My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
    juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly
    and unsure,

    "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69".


    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. In a puzzled tone he queries...

    "You want... Chicken wiff broccoli?"
     
  2. Cross-X

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  3. Skyhook

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    Awwww, I thought it to be at least a two-groaner. :supergrin:
     
  4. DHaverty2

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    That was a long way to go for that punchline.
     
  5. gr81disp

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    No, this is the super groaner. I believe Okie posted this a long time ago.

    Opie and Lucas were supposed to go fishing on Lucas's new boat, Force of Nature. However, Opie forgot that he was supposed to take his wife to see his cousin, Juan, who was also her Obstretrician. He called Lucas and told him he would be a couple of hours late, but to wait for him. Well, Lucas sat down on the dock and decided that while he waited, a beer or two wouldn't hurt, so he popped one. By the time Opie showed up, Lucas couldn't walk straight. Seeing Opie, Lucas jumped out of his chair and tried to go to Opie, but was so drunk he lost his balance and tried to lean against the boat, which was about five feet away. Opie saw Lucas was tripping and ran towards him, catching him just before he fell off the pier.

    And that is the story of how O.B. Juan's kin Opie saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Force.
     
  6. milkdud

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    Groaner punch lines, you supply the joke.

    "When you're outta Schmitz, you're outta pier."

    "That's the beer that made Mill Famey walk us.":beer: :supergrin:
     
  7. mouser

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    I was put through about 6 innings of that particular routine... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!