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a little Clinton-bashing

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by antediluvianist, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. antediluvianist


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    planet earth
    This comes from a black comedian on a Canadian TV show:

    Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever
    got to having a black man as President.
    Number 1- He played the sax.
    Number 2- He smoked weed.
    Number 3- He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him...
    his wife works, and he don't. And, he gets a check from the government
    every month.

    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
    this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most
    distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
    The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

    When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't
    know, I never had one."

    American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so
    full of crap he can't fly.

    Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
    integrity, vision, wisdom.

    Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky
    between Bushes.
    "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his
    vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
  2. DTQ

    DTQ c8h10n4o2 me

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    a hidden rebel base, with a fridge.