A lesson in life....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JohFel, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. JohFel


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    Sep 24, 2002
    A lesson in life

    I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
    decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
    encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
    mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
    beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made
    me feel uncomfortable.

    One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
    So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
    soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
    can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter,
    she wants to make love to me just once..

    What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she
    said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get
    me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

    I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
    door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing
    outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy
    and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a
    better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car...