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A Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Man's Best Friend.... A Lawyer"

    A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and
    says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you.. "

    The prisoner says. " Okay. What's the bad news? "

    "The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a
    stay of your execution...you go to the chair at 7 PM
    tonight."

    " Oh, that's horrible. What possibly could be the
    good news ?"

    "The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!"