Man's Best Friend.... A Lawyer" A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you.. " The prisoner says. " Okay. What's the bad news? " "The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution...you go to the chair at 7 PM tonight." " Oh, that's horrible. What possibly could be the good news ?" "The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!"