She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . . * I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. Can I fix you some hot wings? * I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now! * Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot. * Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse. * That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again? * I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby-sitter Tracy. * The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. * Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one! * While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. * Bar food again!? Kick ass. * I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl- friend has class. * That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. * I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more. * I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift! * Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. * I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em? * It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. * Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Charleen's bare butt* My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. * I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. * Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! * You are so much smarter than my father. * If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sportscenter.