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A Kayaking Accident

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 6, 2008.

  1. pupcuss27

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    May 13, 2007
    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

    'We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife said one of the Mounties'

    'Tell me! Did you find her?' the husband shouted.

    The Mounties looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

    'Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, 'Give me the bad news first.'

    The Mountie said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
    found your wife's body in the bay.'

    Oh my God!' exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's
    The good news?'

    One Mountie continued, 'When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
    pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.'

    Stunned, the husband demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the
    Great news?'

    The Mountie said, 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.'