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Discussion in 'Veteran's Forum' started by reconvic, Jan 22, 2006.

  1. reconvic

    reconvic Recon Marine

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    LEXUS
    I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the
    next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
    The salesman
    explained that the radio was voice activated.

    "Watch this!" He said, "Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or
    Willie?"
    "Willie!" He continued...and On The Road Again came from the
    speakers.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
    "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
    "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but
    I swerved in time to avoid them.
    "*******S!" I yelled...The French National Anthem began to
    play,sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on
    guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....
    Damn, I LOVE this car!


    ;z
     
  2. BushmasterM4A3

    BushmasterM4A3 Mountaineer

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    I love that

    ;z


    I really cant stand that michael moore guy. About a year after I came back from iraq I saw his movie called farenheit 911. I was very disgusted when he depicted my fellow 3rd ID guys as trigger happy physcopaths when it wasnt like that at all we were just doing our jobs as infanryman ya know? What hurt the most was when the movie went off and everybody cheered and clapped and when i was leaving the theatre peaple would see my haircut and my army shirt on and give me nasty looks that said "look at that army freak i wonder how many peaple he killed". I guess they wasnt there when that iraqi old man said thank you in perfect english and said saddam killed his brother or when that little girl gave me a flower when the statue fell at the square. Those liberal retards dont know what they are talking about.

    3rd Infantry Division
    A Co. 3/7 Infanry
    March 2003 to June 2003