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A joke for drummers.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Clyde in CO, Dec 10, 2002.

  1. Clyde in CO

    Clyde in CO LOL WUT?

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    Scientists wanted to study the correlation between musical talent and IQ. They began by giving intelligence tests to various types of musicians. After the tests were scored, three musicians began chatting by the water cooler.

    "So, what did you score?" said the first.

    "I scored one forty. I'm a violinist." said the second.

    "Wow. I only scored one twenty five. I play guitar." the first replied.

    "That's not bad at all." replied the second. "How about you, what did you score?" he said, turning to the third musician.

    "Eighty nine." the third replied.

    There was a long pause.

    "So, what kind of sticks do you use?" said the second.
     
  2. srhoades

    srhoades

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    How do you confuse a drummer?
    Put sheet of music in front of him.

    How do you confuse him more?
    Puts notes on the sheet of music.
     

  3. Canuke

    Canuke Resident Alien

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    Q. How do you know that the stage riser is level?
    A. The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

    Q. What do you call a drummer who's just broken up with his girlfriend?
    A. Homeless

    Q. What is the difference between a chiropodist and a drummer?
    A. A chiropodist bucks up your feet.

    A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian."

    The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
     
  4. Darkmage

    Darkmage

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    Q: What do you do with a musician who can't stay in tune?
    A: You give him two sticks and make him a drummer.

    Q: What do you do if he can't keep a beat?
    A: You take away one stick and make him a conductor.
     
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    GlocksRock No California

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    Q: What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of talented musicians?

    A: A drummer!
     
  6. aspartz

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    Strange -- In the band I used to associate with the drummer (and myself, the roadie) were the only ones w/ a clue how to setup or run the PA. Those "brilliant" gutair players were too busy getting stoned to learn ANYTHING.

    ARS
     
  7. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    My brother is a drummer and I can tell you, that **** is a ton harder than it looks or sounds. These jokes are good, but not true. I play guitar and have a 147IQ (But no short term and limited long term memory), should I pick up the violin?
     
  8. Clyde in CO

    Clyde in CO LOL WUT?

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    Oh, I agree! I play the drums. I'm not trying to say that drummers are stupid. It's just that whenever anyone finds out I play the drums it's just a matter of time before I hear that joke. Drummers rule!
     
  9. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    I don't know... The drummers I knew in high school all have jobs with names on their shirts.
     
  10. aspartz

    aspartz

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    At least they HAVE jobs.

    ARS