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A John Kerry Fan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RyanSBHF, Oct 2, 2004.

  1. RyanSBHF

    RyanSBHF Senior Member

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    A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are
    John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but
    wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except
    one boy. The teacher asks Little Johnny, who had not raised his hand,
    why he has decided to be different.

    Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."

    The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"

    Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."

    The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

    The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a
    George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

    The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont and she is a
    liberal, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was
    an idiot, what would that make you?"

    Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan
     
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    txleapd Hook 'Em Up

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    SIGSAREBETTER Teh Pieman

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