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A hypnotist at Senior Center...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, May 6, 2009.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 I laugh at liberals.

    Jan 19, 2009
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    Phoenix, Az.
    It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors came to see the show. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed;

    "Im here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. Its a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."

    Claude began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    " ***** " said the hypnotist.

    It took 3 days to clean up that Senior Center