A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf > > >course, became confused as to where he was on the course. > > >Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked > > >up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew > > >what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, > > >and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." > > > > > >He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the > > >same thing happened; and he approached h er again with the same > > >request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole > > >behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he > > >thanked her and returned to his play. > > > > > >He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw > > >the same lady sitting at the end of the bar . He asked the > > >bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she > > >was a sales lady and played the course often. > > > > > >He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in > > >appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the > > >sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do y! ou sell?" > > > > > >She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." > > > > > >"No, I won't." > > > > > >"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." > > > > > >With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She > > >said, "See I knew you would laugh." > > > > > >"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman > > >for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"