a hole behind you

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Nov 29, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf


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    Oct 3, 2002
    > A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
    > confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
    > playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and
    > her if she knew what hole he was playing. I'm on the 7th hole," she
    > "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked
    > her and went back to his golf.
    > On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with
    > the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so
    > must be on the 13th hole."
    > Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round
    > and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of
    > the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said
    > she was a sales lady and played the course often.
    > He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
    > help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also.
    > What do you sell?"
    > "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
    > "No, I won't."
    > "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
    > With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
    > "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
    > "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
    > Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."