A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

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  1. pupcuss27

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    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

    Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
    wheel was knitting!

    Conceding that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
    trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,

    "PULL OVER!"

    "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
     
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