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A High Sex Drive !!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 6, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    "You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor to the
    eighty-year old man after the examination.

    "I know it," said the old gentleman, "however, I've really got only one
    complaint. My sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do for that,
    Doc?"

    The doctor's mouth dropped open. "Your what?!" he gasped.

    "My sex drive," said the old man. "It's too high, and I'd like to have you
    lower it if you can."

    "Lower it?!" exclaimed the doctor, still unable to believe what the
    eighty-year old gentleman was saying.

    "Just what do you consider 'high'?"

    "Well, right now, it's pretty much all in my head, Doc," said the old man,
    "and I'd like to have you lower it two or three feet if you can."
     
  2. ithaca_deerslayer

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