One day a couple had a child that was only a head. The parents were devastated so they placed him on the mantle piece where they could see him all the time. The next day the couple had to do some gardening across the road and so the child sat lonely by itself. A couple of hours later the child was crying and saying that no-one wanted it. Out of the middle of nowhere, the child's fairy godmother appeared and said that she would grant him three wishes. The child said that it would like a body, legs and arms. The fairy godmother said that the child's wishes were granted. The child jumped off the mantle piece and ran across the road to see it's parents. On the way over it got hit by a car. What is the moral to this story? Quit while you're a head.