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A guy walks into a bar.....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by W Turner, Jun 2, 2002.

  1. W Turner

    W Turner

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    .....sits down and sees a button on the shirt of the bartender that says "Ask me how to make $10,000 right now!" Intrigued, the guy asks the bartender about the button. The bartender replies "All you gotta do is drink 10 shots of Jack Daniels as fast as I can pour'em, then you have to remove an abscessed tooth from the mouth of this alligator we got in the back room, then you have to have sex with my boss' 600lb daughter."
    The guy thinks real hard about it and decides to give it a go. He drinks ten shots of Jack Daniels in about 3 minutes and wobbles his way to the back room.........for about 15 minutes the other patrons are treated to the sounds of all hell breaking loose in the back room, there's cussing, shouting, grunting, screaming, etc.....eventually the guy staggers to the doorway opens the door and yells "Alright now where's that fine lady with the abscessed tooth?"

    If you have any of these jokes to add feel free....Bull68
     
  2. 10-13

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    ...and says "OUCH!"
     

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    roflmao!!!!! Good one!;f
     
  5. Oracle In Training

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    Two guys walk into a bar,





    ....which was really kind of strange, being that the second guy had already see the first guy hit his head on it....;Q
     
  6. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    baby seals!!! Too funny!!!
     
  7. Cinic

    Cinic Spongy Member

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    A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why such the long face?"
     
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    a priest, a rabbi and a preacher walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, a joke?"
     
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    a Shriner walks into a bar. Barkeep says "Why the long fez?"
     
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.