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A Groaner

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by prpbmw, May 29, 2003.

  1. prpbmw

    prpbmw Millennium Member

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    A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually becameovergrown.





    One day the mechanic was working on a car in his backyard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day. That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked up to the heavens and proclaimed...

















    Are you ready for this ?

















    Are you sure! ?























    Remember, YOU WERE WARNED!

















    He proclaimed: "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    *Holding nose with tears streaming down face*OY!

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