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A Good Marine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CarbineKid, May 1, 2005.

  1. CarbineKid


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    Jun 15, 2001
    The ultimate response to a Dear John letter: You gotta love a man like
    this, Humor in the face of defeat.

    A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
    letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had
    slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up
    with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

    So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
    to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could
    find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
    without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send
    the rest back."