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A funeral service

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 18, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

    At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when
    they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint
    moan.

    They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
    She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.

    A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the damn wall!"