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A Friendly Poem

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 17, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    A fart can be short,
    or a fart can be long,
    some farts have been known,
    to sound like a song.

    A fart can create,
    a most curious medley,
    a fart can be harmless,
    or silent, and deadly.

    A fart might not smell,
    while others are vile,
    a fart may pass quickly,
    or linger a while.

    A fart can occur,
    in a number of places,
    and leave everyone,
    with strange looks on their faces.

    From a wide-open prairie,
    to a small elevator,
    a fart will find all of us,
    sooner or later.

    That farts are all bad,
    is simply not true,
    we must not forget,
    good old farts like you!