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a fish story?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, May 24, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Subject: A Fish Story?
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    > > >A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern
    > > >Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of
    > > >dawn. The wife likes to read.
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    > > >One morning the husband returns after several hours of
    > > >fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
    > > >familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
    > > >boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
    > > >and continues to read her book.
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    > > >Along comes a game warden in his boat.
    > > >He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
    > > >"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    > > >"Reading a book," she replies (thinking it was
    > > >obvious)
    > > >"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
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    > > >"I am sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I am
    > > >reading." she replies
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    > > >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to
    > > >take you in and write you up." the warden says
    > > >
    > > >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
    > > >assault," says the woman.
    > > >
    > > >"But I haven't even touched you", says the Game
    > > >warden.
    > > >
    > > >"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
    > > >
    > > >MORAL
    > > >Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she
    > > >can also think.
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