close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

A Dogfight

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Aug 6, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    Joined:
    May 22, 2003
    Messages:
    980
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    North Port, FL
    The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that, if they continued fighting,
    they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and
    decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight.
    The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop
    the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would
    earn its country the right to rule the world The losing side would have to lay
    down i ts arms.

    The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in
    the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring
    with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest,
    strongest puppy from each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed
    the lone dog all of the milk.
    They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect
    killing machine. After the five years were up, the y had a dog that
    needed iron prison bars on its cage. Only the trainers could handle
    this beast.

    When the day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a
    strange animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry
    for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance
    against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The bookies predicted the Arabs
    would win in less than a minute.

    The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring.
    The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.
    As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened
    its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a
    small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.

    The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief.
    "We do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for five years
    with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a
    killing machine."

    "Really?" the Israelis replied. "We had our top plastic surgeons
    working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund!"