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A Dead Cat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 3, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    This is a true story:
    A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
    She asked him if it was dead or alive.
    "Dead." She was informed.
    "How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
    "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
    "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
    "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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  2. kentley

    kentley

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    Love that one Eddie!!

    Right up there with:

    A baby Seal walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

    "Anything but a Canadian Club!"
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Good one kentley!