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A Day In A Life

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    You pick up a gorgeous hitchhiker. That's good.​
    She faints inside your car. That's not good.​
    You take her to a hospital where they say she's pregnant and congratulate you. That's bad.​
    You say you're not the father, but she says you are. That's stressful.​
    You request a DNA test to prove it's not yours, which it does. That's a relief.​
    The doctor adds that you're infertile. That's terrible.​
    Then you remember you have three kids at home! ​
     
  2. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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