A day at the zoo

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  1. Nowhere Man

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    > >It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and
    > his wife were spending
    > the day at the zoo.
    > >
    > >She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress --
    > sleeveless with straps. He
    > was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
    > >
    > >As they walked through the ape exhibit, they
    > passed in front of a large,
    > silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla
    > went crazy. He jumped on the
    > bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
    > grunted and pounded his
    > chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited
    > at the pretty lady in the
    > pink dress.
    > >
    > >The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this
    > was funny. He suggested
    > that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
    > puckering her lips and
    > wiggling her bottom.
    > >
    > >She played along and the gorilla got even more
    > excited making noises that
    > would wake the dead.
    > >
    > >Then the husband suggested that she let one of her
    > straps fall to show a
    > little more skin.
    > >
    > >She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the
    > bars down.
    > >
    > >"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress
    > at him," he said.
    > >
    > >This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he
    > started doing flips.
    > >
    > >Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the
    > door to the cage, flung
    > her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door
    > shut. Then he said, "Now,
    > tell him you have a headache."