A Crap Shoot In Florida

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  1. napp32

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  2. Bruce M

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    Another reason to drop the deuce at home. Home field advantage every time.
     
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    I detest pooping in public.(bathroom, that is) Gotta be in a tight. Like, struck. Besides, I need my tablet to drop the boys off at the pool.
     
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    For being such an idiot, dude's punishment should be to wipe with this...

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    A 26-year-old Palm Harbor man was injured in an accidental shooting at the Oldsmar AMC movie theater Friday afternoon.

    That must been like a scene out of a bad movie...
     
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    What was the movie?
     
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    if the guy in the next stall was constipated, that should have fixed it!
     
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    :laughing:
     
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    Not necessarily. Could have caused him to pucker shut.
     
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    TX OMFS Right wing nut Lifetime Member

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    So the article rants about holsters and criticizes several popular brands. What do you guys like for a good, retention holster? Article says at least $70.
     
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    I'll give you a like for the title. Haha.
     
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    There is no such thing as an accidental discharge. It's a NEGLIGENT discharge!
     
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    I like really really good retention almost as much as I like keeping about forty of the seventy dollars in my pocket to be able to spend it on adult beverages or paint at Home Depot so what I did is glue a couple belt loops onto the back of one of these

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    And I know I will catch hell here for this, but I really like the MIC holster as a concept, so this is what I do with the key and wear it around my neck

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    I am still working on an IWB version...
     
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    just dont trust it to the middle eastern bathroom janitor.
     
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    I will never understand why it is such a big deal for someone to figure out how to go to the bathroom while wearing a holstered gun. I do it all the time. Gun stays in holster.

    Do people really need to drop their pants all the way down, and mop the filthy public restroom floor with them???

    FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN! WTH??????????
     
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