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A cowboys wishes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A cowboy riding down a trail on his horse came upon a rattlesnake. The cowboy reached for his gun and was about to shoot him when the rattlesnake said, "Don't shoot me. I am an enchanted rattlesnake. If you don't shoot me I will give you three wishes."
    The cowboy said, "Okay, I would like to have a face just like Clark Gable. I would like to have a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger's. And I would like to have sexual equipment like this here horse I'm ridin'."
    The rattle snake said, "Done. When you get bacxk to the bunkhouse and look in the mirror, it will happen."
    The cowboy got on his horse and rode back to the bunkhouse. He looked in the mirror and saw a face just like Clark Gable staring at him. He ripped off his shirt and had rippling muscles. The he ripped off his pants, looked down and yelled, "I forgot I was riding the mare!"