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A Couple Things To Ponder

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 29, 2008.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    You know the oxygen masks on airplanes?

    I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

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    Did you hear the one about the guy who said this economy was worse than going through a divorce?

    This time he lost half of everything and he still had his wife.
     
  2. vafish

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    I was on a flight on a military C141 that we had to don the oxygen masks and they didn't work. Of course a C141 is so noisy they couldn't hear us scream anyways.