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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 3, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
    Five minutes later.... "Da-ad...."
    "What?
    "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
    "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
    Five minutes later:
    "Da-aaaad....."
    "WHAT?"
    "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
    "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
    Five minutes later......
    "Daaaa-aaaad....."
    "WHAT!"
    "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.
    She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
    "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
     
  2. kentley

    kentley

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